I did it IRONICALLY

i'm ruth and parmesan cheez-its are great  
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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

yoyotrohman:

yoyotrohman:

yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure

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lukebarkov:

So misha collins brought us coffee he handed this to me im dying

wo-lvves:

literally me.

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

chrysalisamidst:

iridessence:

RAPUNZEL

Goals

How to be vine famous

beyoncevevo:

- be racist
- make stereotypical white girl jokes
- harass the public

And that’s how u become vine famous

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

voguelester:

DANIEL FUCKING HOWELL YOU ARE LOVED AND YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY NOW GO SIT WITH PHIL AND WATCH YOUR FAVOURITE ANIME AND EAT YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

MAY 20

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light"
-Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore