I did it IRONICALLY

i'm ruth and parmesan cheez-its are great


 
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zoegetsabout:

Jensen is too good at acting scary, I swear Demon Dean is going to give me nightmares.

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted) ←

for-convenience:

destiel-is-my-canon:

Attention Destiel shippers! This is your time to shine. 3, 2, 1,… go!

You can literally see the moment Anna realized, “Shit, Cas is totally replacing me here.”

That awkward moment when you realize your brother is totally hooking up with your ex-boyfriend.

fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
this thing just happend

quinfinitte:

dalekpoetry:

myotpisgay:

themenof:

croatoancas:

so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar 

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it surprised me

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the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it

BUT THEN IT HIT ME

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THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE

OH MY GOSH

THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.

HOLY HELL!!!

IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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Not ALL Death Eaters
Severus Snape (via abnels) ←

jaclcfrost:

[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light"
-Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore